12/3/2012: Relic Wrist Watch

This Relic wrist watch is one of those things I have that I forgot I had. One, because like most people these days it seems, when I want to know the time I pull my cell phone out and look at it. And second, the battery died on this watch years ago (5 or 6 or so) and I have yet to get around to replacing it. Instead, I stuck it in the white box on my bookshelves and proceeded to forget about it.

7/19/2012: Belt

It's a belt, what else can I say... it keeps my pants from falling down, so in that respect it's been an excellent belt and fulfilled its belty purpose here on earth. This belt, as well as my other belts, tend to be stored on one doorknob or another throughout the house. If I ever can't find a belt it's probably because I hung it on the back of the door and just can't see it.

See Also: Towel Rack

3/21/2012: Sunglasses

Normally wearing sunglasses gives me a headache due to my big fat head. My head is apparently freakishly wide, causing the earpiece on most sunglasses to press into my head eventually giving me a splitting headache. These sunglasses however have a slightly flexible frame so they don't dig into my oversized noggin and I can wear them for longer than 20 minutes without having to take them off.