Phone rings
Me: Hello?
Caller: What are you wearing?
Me: Cheeseburger sleep pants.
Caller: Uhhhh.... *click*
NOTE: It is never acceptable, under any circumstances, to leave the house wearing sleep pants with novelty prints on them. EVER. Seriously, when did that become OK? They are for home wearing and lounging only, not suitable for public places. So just don't.
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