
When you go out to dinner they always try and improve the salad. They’re like, “Would you like some fresh pepper on your salad?” Can anyone tell the difference between fresh and stale pepper? I can’t even taste the pepper. They might as well be like, “Would you like us to wave this wooden wand over your salad?”
“Uh, all right.”
“OK, enjoy your magic salad.”
“Ooh, I didn’t know I was getting a magic salad.”
It was Christmas...2010 maybe?
ReplyDeleteAnd I wonder how you wrapped it when you gave it to me... hmmm.... -Mike
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